Talk about eating lettuce, entertainment, and being awesome! You don't want to miss this, seriously!!!  There's a few considerations to make in your lettuce eating training. First of all, you have romaine, which is hearty. You have red leaf, which is a little more delicate. You have iceberg, which isn't worth much of a shit. I chose green leaf, a classic lettuce. It washed down smooth and wasn't bitter at all. You could choose spinach, I guess, it has a ton of vitamins, but Popeye already did that. Be an original, eat lettuce your way. We are holding our first annual lettuce eating warrior seminar